“I’m not four”

“I’m not four”


Published 8-25.10 Cass Lake Times

By Allan Olson

Last weekend we celebrated my twins fourth birthday. It

was a relatively small affair in comparison to previous

parties. That morning when my youngest son Marcus got up,

I wished him happy birthday and after that it was a point

of laughter and discussion the remainder of the day.

“How old are you today?” I asked him.

“Three,” he replied.

No, I told him you’re four – it’s your birthday.

“It’s not my birthday,” he said.

Okay, I thought, let’s try a different approach.

I realize that denial is common when you get older, but

I thought he was a little young for that, so maybe he was

just confused.

I told his sister happy birthday over an hour before

when we got up and she was fine with the whole thing.

She was four and she wanted to eat her “Pinkie Pie”

birthday cake. I asked Abigail how old she was – with

Marcus right beside her – and she said she was four.

Turning to Marcus, I said, “If Abigail is four,

aren’t

you four?”

“No, I’m three,” he said.

“When is your birthday?”

“August 21,” he answered.

So I explained to him that today is August 21. It

didn’t

matter. He was three and he wasn’t changing his mind.

Now, technically his birthday wasn’t official until

9:47

p.m. It was like he internally knew it wasn’t his

birthday

until later.

His sister, on the other hand, was four ... and she

wanted her birthday cake. But then she’d wanted to eat

her

cake since she saw it on Thursday.

Several times a day she would ask if she could have her

cake now. Each time the answer was the same and she would

go on to something else. Yet, she was fully willing to

accept the fact that today was her birthday and she would

even sing happy birthday to herself.

Throughout the day we would try to get Marcus to say he

was four, but no matter who asked him or how we phrased

the question his answer never wavered. He was three.

When it was time for presents someone jokingly told him

that they would have to take his presents back if he

wasn’t four. It apparently didn’t matter; he told them

that he was three. Even an empty threat of losing his

presents wouldn’t work.

The day progressed on the cake was eaten, the presents

opened, but he was still three. The closer it got to the

magical hour of his actual time of birth the less

argumentative he got, but his answer never changed. His

sister, she could care less about his age conflict; she

was four and she had new presents to play with. She had a

comb with a mirror on it so she could check her hair out

after she was done brushing it, plus a new Barbie, Pinkie

Pie pony and stickers.

Marcus was also happy with new toys, but he was still

three. Leading up to his birthday for the last several

months, all we would hear whenever his birthday was

mentioned, was how old he was going to be. “I’m going

to

be this many,” he would say while holding up four

fingers,

“and then this many,” jumping another year to age five.

The common response for many people is to lie about

their age. When they’re older they say they’re

younger,

but when their younger they always want to be older. But

that’s normally not the case with little kids.

The evening went on and bedtime approached and the

magical hour was passed, but he was still three. Although

he was less argumentative about it, he was still adamant.

He was three.

The next morning when he was asked how old he was,

“Four ,” he replied. So something happened during the night.

Perhaps the day was gone and a new day was here so all

was complete and he was okay to be four or maybe he

dreamed about the number “4” all night.

Did I ask what changed his mind or why he was four today

and not yesterday? No, I figured I’d just better let him

make up his own mind about how old he is, or perhaps he

might get more confused about his age like some older

folks commonly do.

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