Caught in the act!
Caught in the act!
The cop caught us putting our hands in the cookie jar
– thankfully no citations were issued. We signed his log book, and the kids
picked up a few swag items.
By
Allan Olson
It was
bound to happen. We were out geocaching over the weekend and got busted – by a
cop! After the boys and I went geocaching on New Year’s Day, the owner of a
geocache that we had found contacted me and suggested I take the kids to his
two stage multi-cache named: Flies, Maybe…..Cookies, No! I was waiting for some
warmer weather to venture out, so Sunday was perfect, and I convinced (forced?)
everyone we should head outdoors. The whole crew climbed into the vehicle,
including Bob the dog, and we headed off to find a couple geocaches. I had two
in mind, and if they went fast, I was hoping we could find another one or two.
We
arrived at the first stage of the two-part cache at just before noon, about 80
feet off the driveway we found a frog sitting on a tree stump, ready to give us
the coordinates to stage two. All we had to do was figure out how to get them.
Thankfully, I arrived at the location shortly after Nikolai, because he was
trying to figure out how move the stump that had been cut and look for the
clue. I figured all we had to do was pull the tongue out of the frog and, sure
enough, the coordinates were right there, waiting for us. I entered those
coordinates in, and off we went toward the second stage, which was not too far
from where we were standing.
I
directed Marcus to where I figured the cache was hidden. There was a wooden box
sitting on a post. He opened the door and lifted the lid and jumped back,
startled. Inside the cache was a “talking cop” cookie jar! It told him to “step
away” or something like that – it was really quite entertaining, and a very
unexpected find. I can truthfully say that we were caught, by a cop, with our
hands in the cookie jar.
If our
adventure ended there, everything would’ve been great, but it didn’t. When we
got to that location I went against my instinct of just parking the van on the
road to begin, or pulling all the way into the property owners driveway and
then turning around. Instead, I started backing up, and I felt like I was going
too far to the wrong side and so I stopped and pulled ahead. My wife said she
would do it, so I let her try – that didn’t work either, and we were stuck.
Know that nine out of 10 times she would succeed, but I have to report the
facts: this is the second time in three months that she has gotten the van
stuck (the first time was in mud). I started pushing the van and kicking the
snow away from the wheels, trying to get down to some gravel. Eventually we
made some progress, but I was running out of steam. My wife stepped out to help
me push, and commandeered Nikolai to get in the front seat to run the
accelerator; I admit I had visions of us breaking it free and him accelerating
the van right into the ditch across the road. Not to worry; she helped push
from the driver’s door so she could get to the brake if necessary. With both of
them helping, we made it the last few feet and finally got it back on the road.
Even
though I was kind of sore and tired from pushing, there was one more geocache
that I was determined to find. This one was called “Girls, Girls, Girls” – I
was not sure why – maybe it takes a girl to find it? We searched and
searched and dug through snow in many different areas and were ready to give up
for the tenth time when finally Alivia found it, slightly uncovered in the
snow. Whew! Now to walk the 400 feet across a snowy field back to the van.
The
rest of our weekend was largely uneventful. I went for a walk on Saturday, and
took a few pictures of the frost-covered trees. The kids played around home and
with the neighbors. The plans for this weekend have not even been discussed.
Whatever we end up doing, I hope it does not involve getting stuck!
I am
proud to announce that I am officially a Great Uncle – while I maintain that I
have always been great, I can now add that official title to my name, as a
beautiful little girl was born to my niece on January 6!
Please
be safe while ice fishing this season, and remember to take a picture to
preserve a lifetime of memories. Also please watch out for the buses that are
transporting our children. And remember to drive safely and slowly this winter
season. Thanks for reading, and have a great week and a happy 2014! For more of
my columns visit: http://allan-crazykids.blogspot.com.

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