A Parade Experience


A Parade Experience
By Allan Olson
About a month ago I got the bright idea to take part in the Rib Fest parade this year. My original plan was to have the kids to throw candy and newspapers from their bikes. However, I wasn’t sure if the kids were coordinated enough to do that without crashing into each other or the spectators. Then family plans were changed – the girls were going to be gone. It would be just the boys and I at the parade.
After some discussion, an idea was formed about how I would “dress” up the boys for the parade. I wanted to have some newspaper carrying bags for the boys to use for throwing newspapers. After some searching online, I found what I wanted, but most came with the names of other papers. Not good. I enlisted the help of my wife, and after a trip to the fabric store, proper material was found. About a week later, with just a picture to look at, using a scissors, a sewing machine and some talent, the bags took shape in just a few hours.
The end product looked awesome and authentic, and with “newsboy” hats donned on their heads, they looked like the real thing. Stocked with candy and rolled up copies of the latest edition to distribute along the parade route, we were ready to go.
The day of the parade, I taped newspaper pages to the sides of my truck to give it some Cass Lakes Times “class” and we were set.
I had no idea how this was going to work. I wondered if we would be out of candy after the first five minutes, or if we would still have a bag full at the end of the parade.
I instructed the boys several times: “Make sure the candy lasts the whole parade!” “We know,” they replied.
Soon, it was time. The parade line finally started moving, and we were ready to roll. A few minutes into the parade, the kids started unleashing candy and newspapers.
Nikolai was on my side in the back of the truck. I could see what he was tossing out as we went along, and I cautioned them to make sure it lasted the entire parade route. Marcus was on the other side and, while I know he was throwing some candy and newspapers, it was difficult to see if he was giving his fair share or if Nikolai was doing extra.
Somewhere along the route (or perhaps before, since I caught them digging in the candy bucket) a conspiracy theory must’ve been plotted.
As we neared the end of the parade, I said, “Get rid of the rest of the candy and the papers, boys!” Since they still had some left at that point, I thought they had done a fine job.
About a week before the parade, we had a visit from some out-of-town aunts who were “kind” enough to buy my kids candy. Of course, when I was a kid, I thought this was kind; as a parent, I realize that it’s their job to spoil my kids. We let the kids have a couple of pieces each; I added the remaining miniature candy bars to the parade candy.
I also made sure they were at the bottom of the bucket so I wouldn’t be easy access for anyone, including me. Perhaps that was the mistake. At the end of the parade, when we stopped to get rid of the garbage, I discovered there was a small stash of candy bars left. The boys made sure they saved the best for themselves.
“We wanted those ones,” they said. Since it was only a few pieces each, I let them be. If they would’ve sat and watched the parade, they would’ve come home with many more pieces. I helped myself to one of the melted pieces of chocolate, and we moved on to watch the end of the parade.
“Did you have fun, guys?” I asked. “I want to do it again!” Marcus said. “Is there a parade tomorrow?”
I think I had better plan on being in next year’s parade, too, and perhaps this time the girls will join us. Taking four kids in a parade might take a little more planning. It’s a good thing we have nearly a year before the next Rib Fest parade!
Please be safe on the lakes – wear your life jacket, keep the kids safe, and remember to take a picture to preserve a lifetime of memories.
Thanks for reading, and have a great week! For more of my columns visit: http://allan-crazykids.blogspot.com

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